Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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