I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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