The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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