But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
