I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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