i just google imaged poop.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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