Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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