i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
