maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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