ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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