dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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