They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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