I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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