Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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