she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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