yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There r osticjed everywhere
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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