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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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