Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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