I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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