so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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