someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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