i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
