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meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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