she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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