Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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