This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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