Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize