I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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