I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Randomize
