Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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