Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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