My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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