All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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