tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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