You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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