Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
