I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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