I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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