I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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