fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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