There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Liz is crying about burritos again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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