pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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