I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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