Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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