ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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