I'm going to jail i love you
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
that is very illegal...i love you.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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