i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
two words: eviction party
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Im part way to drunk.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
