Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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