is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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