Tell her she can't have a vagina
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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