at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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