I heard we made out
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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