How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
