I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The uberlube is also flammable
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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