Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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